I was born in a messed up century
My favorite flavored sweets are raspberry am-h3tam!n3s
I bought a car, Beretta age sixteen
I brush my teeth with bleach
‘Cause I ain’t got time for cavities
My mommy put a g- -n to my head
Said if you kiss a girl, I’m gonna sh00t you d3ad
So I tied her up with gaffer tape and I locked her in a shed
Then I went out to the garden and I f**(3d my best friend